WOB

★·˙·★ WE ONLY BUY ★·˙·★

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you are visitor 0000000 since 1997. every single one of you bought.

a note from the webmaster: this site is permanently under construction because construction requires buying materials, and we only buy. thank you. — wob's webmaster (wob)

THE CHART

WOB/USD — every timeframe goes up. we checked all of them.

WOBLOOMBERG TERMINAL v1.997 WOB $4.20 ▲

chart is identical in every timeframe. this is intentional.

TRADING DESK

two buttons. one works. one knows what it did.

wobs bought: 0

* the sell button is decorative. it was installed by regulators. it has never been clicked.

THE 3-D SHRINE

state of the art three-dimensional wob technology. drag to rotate. he does not mind.

**WOB HIMSELF.** captured in cutting-edge 3-D. notice the neck: engineered to always be looking up. at the chart.

**THE HOLY PROPELLER HAT.** source of all upward momentum. aerodynamic lift = price lift. this is peer-reviewed*.

* reviewed by wob's peers (other dogs). they said woof, which is latin for "buy".

WOBONOMICS

the numbers. audited by a dog.

metric	value
total supply	1 wob (there is only one wob)
circulating supply	also 1 (he circulates at the dog park)
buys	∞ and climbing
sells	0 (button doesn't work, we checked)
utility	dog
roadmap	Q1: buy · Q2: buy · Q3: buy more · Q4: wob
audit status	passed vibe check ✔
team allocation	100% good boy

official allocation chart
100% BUY

GALLERY OF WOB

official portraits. do not right-click-save. (right-click-saving is a form of selling)

wob in front of a green stock ticker with a glowing up arrow — wob observing the only direction

a wall of green stock tickers with a glowing arrow — wob's bedroom wallpaper

wob official portrait — passport photo (denied: too powerful)

THE WOBBOOK

entries are stored in your browser. wob reads them telepathically.